All Things Ayton

[Cap]

They need to treat him like he has the gas tank of a lawn mower. You need to constantly gas him up. Before the game, at every timeout, at halftime, at the start of the 4th quarter and afterwards. "Let's go dawg, you got this!" "You are showing them Dominayton tonight!" "You keep showing you are one of the badest dudes on the planet" ect...

Great way to look at it… I like it.

We could do this. But sub 2K for golf.

[Kryptonic]

They need to treat him like he has the gas tank of a lawn mower. You need to constantly gas him up. Before the game, at every timeout, at halftime, at the start of the 4th quarter and afterwards. "Let's go dawg, you got this!" "You are showing them Dominayton tonight!" "You keep showing you are one of the badest dudes on the planet" ect...

Great way to look at it… I like it.

We could do this. But sub 2K for golf.

BAHAHAHAH.... Thanks for the double chuckle. One for Trump the other being the idea for Ayton. LMAOROF

[specialsauce]

I remember a brief discussion about the summer league stats Bo Outlaw would put up when he played for the Suns.

Level of competition matters.

And yet DA couldn’t flash any semblance of an offensive game against this competition. He is basically a taller Kurt Thomas on offense with less guts

"couldn't flash any semblance of an offensive game"

Lmao sick highlight reel. The first play is literally a jump shot, King Wuss

Archie Goodwin has some good ones too.

That was maybe the saddest highlight reel attempt ever.

He bobbled half the passes. It’s a bunch of jump shots, settling for jumpers instead of driving to the lane. Put back dunks (Woop dee doo, Javale Mcgee), and a whopping two plays where he actually dribbled to the basket.

[specialsauce]

Surely not his best game but I don't care whom you are playing, 21 boards can't be as easily discounted as it has been here. Consistency will continue to be an issue.

Kevon Looney?

Okay then let’s pay him Looney money.

Not exciting. Woop dee doo he grabbed 21 boards in a YMCA game where he’s easily the biggest and most athletic.

The fact he couldn’t assert himself offensively at all is pathetic.

Let me know when Looney averages double figures in rebounding (or a double-double) in any season in his career.

Let me know when Ayton fails to average double figures in rebounding (or a double-double) in any season in his career.

Looney has never averaged double figures in scoring, either, and had a total of two double-doubles in the playoffs. But let's not let facts get in the way.

Lolololololol. You’re talking about someone making $7M annually vs a max guy.

Because you said he should be making Looney money. Which is so ridiculous I shouldn’t have even responded.

Ya if we’re going to celebrate him gettin 21 rebounds against a bunch of scrubs

[MightyMoog]

Great job guys! Keep up the pace! On our way to 200!

We are Dominayton this thread!

[AmareIsGod]

They need to treat him like he has the gas tank of a lawn mower. You need to constantly gas him up. Before the game, at every timeout, at halftime, at the start of the 4th quarter and afterwards. "Let's go dawg, you got this!" "You are showing them Dominayton tonight!" "You keep showing you are one of the badest dudes on the planet" ect...

Great way to look at it… I like it.

We could do this. But sub 2K for golf.

BAHAHAHAH.... Thanks for the double chuckle. One for Trump the other being the idea for Ayton. LMAOROF

Suns could just hire Jeremy to keep feeding Ayton positivity. Or maybe pay one of us to read all of Jeremy's posts back to Ayton each game. We have enough in these 150 pages from Jeremy alone to last through the rest of his current contract, nearly 48 minutes, for all of the games Ayton plays. We could all rotate. I'm good for 4 or 5 games a season.

[In2ition]

Maybe Ayton could have a hype man like this with personal walk out music and all.

[ShadowHawke]

They need to treat him like he has the gas tank of a lawn mower. You need to constantly gas him up. Before the game, at every timeout, at halftime, at the start of the 4th quarter and afterwards. "Let's go dawg, you got this!" "You are showing them Dominayton tonight!" "You keep showing you are one of the badest dudes on the planet" ect...

Great way to look at it… I like it.

We could do this. But sub 2K for golf.

BAHAHAHAH.... Thanks for the double chuckle. One for Trump the other being the idea for Ayton. LMAOROF

Suns could just hire Jeremy to keep feeding Ayton positivity. Or maybe pay one of us to read all of Jeremy's posts back to Ayton each game. We have enough in these 150 pages from Jeremy alone to last through the rest of his current contract, nearly 48 minutes, for all of the games Ayton plays. We could all rotate. I'm good for 4 or 5 games a season.

That would be a conflict of interest to work for a team and an agent at the same time.

[Mori Chu]

Ayton needs a personal hoops fluffer to work him up before every game.

[specialsauce]

Great way to look at it… I like it.

We could do this. But sub 2K for golf.

BAHAHAHAH.... Thanks for the double chuckle. One for Trump the other being the idea for Ayton. LMAOROF

Suns could just hire Jeremy to keep feeding Ayton positivity. Or maybe pay one of us to read all of Jeremy's posts back to Ayton each game. We have enough in these 150 pages from Jeremy alone to last through the rest of his current contract, nearly 48 minutes, for all of the games Ayton plays. We could all rotate. I'm good for 4 or 5 games a season.

That would be a conflict of interest to work for a team and an agent at the same time.

Bingo

[Aztec Sunsfan]

We could do this. But sub 2K for golf.

BAHAHAHAH.... Thanks for the double chuckle. One for Trump the other being the idea for Ayton. LMAOROF

Suns could just hire Jeremy to keep feeding Ayton positivity. Or maybe pay one of us to read all of Jeremy's posts back to Ayton each game. We have enough in these 150 pages from Jeremy alone to last through the rest of his current contract, nearly 48 minutes, for all of the games Ayton plays. We could all rotate. I'm good for 4 or 5 games a season.

That would be a conflict of interest to work for a team and an agent at the same time.

Bingo

It’s more about hiring family members, so no problem, look at the Bucks and Thanasis…

Still, the problem is that Jeremy says that Ayton’s effort levels are right, so it wouldn’t be right to feed him with it. That’s probably part of the problem and the reason Ayton feels it’s just a narrative issue and hater’s opinions: Enough people around him, telling him that he is doing it ALL RIGHT, so no need to level up neither the effort, or further development.

Sorry guys, Jeremy would further level down the effort.

[Bucktastic365]

Great job guys! Keep up the pace! On our way to 200!

We are Dominayton this thread!

Lmfao

I got a good chuckle out of this.
I'm going to help edge us to the promised land

[Kryptonic]

Great job guys! Keep up the pace! On our way to 200!

We are Dominayton this thread!

Lmfao

I got a good chuckle out of this.
I'm going to help edge us to the promised land

WE
WILL
MAKE
IT!

The only positive to come from this thread is our ability to come together to get to 200 pages….

[TOO]

Great job guys! Keep up the pace! On our way to 200!

We are Dominayton this thread!

Lmfao

I got a good chuckle out of this.
I'm going to help edge us to the promised land

WE
WILL
MAKE
IT!

The only positive to come from this thread is our ability to come together to get to 200 pages….

Edging, coming together? What even is happening in here?

[specialsauce]

Love this kid

Hard not to be impressed with what we've see so far.

Give it time, someone will be in here to on rain the parade.

They always do!

I’m here.

[specialsauce]

Prediction: Ayton will end up with a better career than Doncic.

Loll

[Flagrant Fowl]

There's still time. Luka could die in a tragic accident.

[Vladimir_Taltos]

There's still time. Luka could die in a tragic accident.

[Kryptonic]

Prediction: Ayton will end up with a better career than Doncic.

Loll

Boy that aged well…. Lmao. No way Ayton touches Lukas value… ever.

[Mori Chu]

I think even if Doncic died tomorrow, Ayton still wouldn't end up with as good a career.