All Things Ayton

[Split T]

It just feels very Ayton…if it was going to happen to someone in the league it would be him.

[Wally_West]

Remember when Ayton missed his mandatory Covid test in the bubble lol

[specialsauce]

Bump this shit for that ice!

[specialsauce]

This thread ain’t dying until the end of the season when we can reflect back on his sorry ass averages, find that dead horse, resuscitate it and beat it a final timen

[Kryptonic]

And he's officially out for the game (travel issues).

[SunsRIt]

This thread ain’t dying until the end of the season when we can reflect back on his sorry ass averages, find that dead horse, resuscitate it and beat it a final timen

Come on man, just let this thing die. Damn.

[JeremyG]

Blazers C Deandre Ayton misses game after reportedly spending hours trying to overcome ice around home

https://sports.yahoo.com/blazers-c-dean ... 29247.html

Bring on all the jokes!

[Wally_West]

Doesn’t sound like Ayton is having a very nICE day. Not cool. Hopefully he can take this time to just relax and chill.

[JeremyG]

Surprised nobody said anything about him returning the game after Portland is finished with the Suns for the season.

[specialsauce]

Blazers C Deandre Ayton misses game after reportedly spending hours trying to overcome ice around home

https://sports.yahoo.com/blazers-c-dean ... 29247.html

Bring on all the jokes!

He smoked so much fucking weed he spent hours staring at a single ice cube on his driveway and his mind was blown how could he possibly get around it

[specialsauce]

This thread ain’t dying until the end of the season when we can reflect back on his sorry ass averages, find that dead horse, resuscitate it and beat it a final timen

Come on man, just let this thing die. Damn.

Eat it and enjoy it, the sweet sweet taste of ITOLDYASO. Just enjoy it all year

[Shabazz]

[Superbone]

Blazers C Deandre Ayton misses game after reportedly spending hours trying to overcome ice around home

https://sports.yahoo.com/blazers-c-dean ... 29247.html

Bring on all the jokes!

And to think he was already skating on thin ice!

[SunsSince92]

And he's officially out for the game (travel issues).

That surely can't be true!

'Ayton tried 'intermittently' for hours' I'll buy

[Flagrant Fowl]

Portland public schools are closed tomorrow so his friends will be online to play 2K with him all night. I heard mom made pizza rolls!

[Kryptonic]

Well we found dominaytons krytponite….. ice.
Ice 1 - DominAyton 0

[Kryptonic]

This thread ain’t dying until the end of the season when we can reflect back on his sorry ass averages, find that dead horse, resuscitate it and beat it a final timen

Come on man, just let this thing die. Damn.

Eat it and enjoy it, the sweet sweet taste of ITOLDYASO. Just enjoy it all year

Year? I was thinking till that shit head retired. Raise your standards sauce, we’re in this for the long haul lol

[Kryptonic]

Portland public schools are closed tomorrow so his friends will be online to play 2K with him all night. I heard mom made pizza rolls!

I hear Timmy’s mom is making stove top! Maybe DA can come over too!

[Drewsprocket]

Portland fans call him Hybernayton on twitter.

[ShelC]

He was really getting crushed on social last night. I liked this one in particular