Things to Do After Watching First 5 Minutes of a Suns Game

[AmareIsGod]

Hit rewind and watch the Suns wipe out a double-digit deficit.

+1

This had me laughing

[Cap]

Another thing to do after the first five minutes of a Suns game: get on Phx-Suns.net and post the ridiculous "on pace for" numbers.

[Indy]

Another thing to do after the first five minutes of a Suns game: get on Phx-Suns.net and post the ridiculous "on pace for" numbers.

Ha! So true.

Also, place bets on if they will get double digit field goals before getting double digit TOs. Lately it feels like the latter comes first.

[Superbone]

Another thing to do after the first five minutes of a Suns game: get on Phx-Suns.net and post the ridiculous "on pace for" numbers.

Ha! I mentioned the 40 to 100 pace while watching the game and sure enough saw it on the site. Twice!

[UglyTruth]

A heads up that this will also help explain many of my posts in game day threads

[Uncle_Gene]

Hit rewind and watch the Suns wipe out a double-digit deficit.

LOL !

[Nodack]

"All I know is that my doctor recently diagnosed me with IBS. I've been keeping a "diary" of what I've been eating so we can find the trigger and the only consistent is that I get severe cramping and diarrhea after watching the first 5 minutes of a Suns game."

That's kind of crappy.

[Phoeknicks]

Hold and smell Charles Barkley jersey asking it "Don't you quit me!"

[Vladimir_Taltos]

Perhaps we can create an app to 'can' the worst 30 second increments of every game and sell them on Google Apps. The little snippets could be promoted as aids for incontinence issues. What we need is a snappy product name, ideas to follow:

Sarver Strain Relief
Talking Stick Takeout
Ryan's Raisin Makers
Horny's Hershey Helper
Knight's Ass Assist

[cardoso31]

I also used to get bored watching other teams, but the Dubs are quite amusing since I can watch them an pretend Curry is Nash, Draymond is Amare, Barnes is Trix, Klay is JJ and Leandrinho is.. well, Leandrinho.

[The Bobster]

Seems appropriate to bump this thread tonight....

[Mori Chu]

We should bump the thread every night. Hell, it should be stickied.

[Cap]

We need a Zipps night.

[iLLmatic]

^ It'd be a short night, could leave at halftime.