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Suns News: Coronavirus Break

Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2020 11:31 am
by Superbone
From one of Gina Mizell's final articles for The Athletic:
The Suns’ playoff path
Under the traditional schedule, a six-game deficit for the West’s final playoff spot with 17 to play would have been borderline insurmountable, particularly with a six-game road trip on tap for late March/early April.

This condensed format creates an even greater challenge.

In order to even make the playoffs, the Suns must first use their eight remaining regular-season games to jump San Antonio (27-36), Sacramento (28-36), New Orleans (28-36) and Portland (29-37) and shave two games off eighth-seeded Memphis’ lead (assuming the Grizzlies hold on to the eighth spot). Then, the Suns would need to beat the Grizzlies (or whichever team was in the eighth spot) twice in a row.

So you’re saying there’s a chance?
Not great odds but it's not like they were great before either. At least we get to play some meaningful games. At least we get to even play. At least we get to watch the Suns.

Re: Suns News: Coronavirus Break

Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2020 11:48 am
by ShelC
They're not testing for PEDs in Orlando...

I'm just saying.

Re: Suns News: Coronavirus Break

Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2020 11:50 am
by Superbone
ShelC wrote:
Sat Jun 06, 2020 11:48 am
They're not testing for PEDs in Orlando...

I'm just saying.
We're going to win game 1 in large fashion before we find out that Ayton is suspended for the next 4 games.

Re: Suns News: Coronavirus Break

Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2020 11:52 am
by ShelC
They're not testing tho so I say juice him up now and let him go beast mode.

Re: Suns News: Coronavirus Break

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2020 5:27 pm
by Superbone
Got my masks!

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Re: Suns News: Coronavirus Break

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2020 5:47 pm
by Superbone
I didn't even realize you need filters. (Should have known.) Just ordered those and they'll arrive Tuesday. Then I'll be ready to hit the San Diego area and represent our Suns. My favorite is the Suns burst.

Re: Suns News: Coronavirus Break

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2020 6:21 pm
by Mori Chu
What the team didn't tell you is that those are really just Suns jockstraps that have been repurposed!

Re: Suns News: Coronavirus Break

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:00 pm
by Superbone
Mori Chu wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 6:21 pm
What the team didn't tell you is that those are really just Suns jockstraps that have been repurposed!
Even better!

Re: Suns News: Coronavirus Break

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:29 pm
by specialsauce
Superbone wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:00 pm
Mori Chu wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 6:21 pm
What the team didn't tell you is that those are really just Suns jockstraps that have been repurposed!
Even better!
You fanboy perverts are hoping for an Oubre game worn one!

Re: Suns News: Coronavirus Break

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2020 8:11 pm
by Superbone
specialsauce wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:29 pm
Superbone wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:00 pm
Mori Chu wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 6:21 pm
What the team didn't tell you is that those are really just Suns jockstraps that have been repurposed!
Even better!
You fanboy perverts are hoping for an Oubre game worn one!
Ohhhhh... As if that were even possible... Don’t tease me!!!

Pretty sure two of mine are Kaminsky game worn.

Re: Suns News: Coronavirus Break

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2020 7:40 am
by Indy
specialsauce wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:29 pm
Superbone wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:00 pm
Mori Chu wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 6:21 pm
What the team didn't tell you is that those are really just Suns jockstraps that have been repurposed!
Even better!
You fanboy perverts are hoping for an Oubre game worn one!
:lol:

Re: Suns News: Coronavirus Break

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2020 7:41 am
by Indy
Superbone wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 8:11 pm
specialsauce wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:29 pm
Superbone wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:00 pm
Mori Chu wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 6:21 pm
What the team didn't tell you is that those are really just Suns jockstraps that have been repurposed!
Even better!
You fanboy perverts are hoping for an Oubre game worn one!
Ohhhhh... As if that were even possible... Don’t tease me!!!

Pretty sure two of mine are Kaminsky game worn.
Cha-Ching!
Jockpot!

Re: Suns News: Coronavirus Break

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2020 9:03 am
by Mori Chu
specialsauce wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:29 pm
You fanboy perverts are hoping for an Oubre game worn one!
I specifically requested one with the distinct musk of Ricky Rubio.

Re: Suns News: Coronavirus Break

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2020 9:24 am
by specialsauce
Mori Chu wrote:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 9:03 am
specialsauce wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:29 pm
You fanboy perverts are hoping for an Oubre game worn one!
I specifically requested one with the distinct musk of Ricky Rubio.
Ahhhh, victory

Re: Suns News: Coronavirus Break

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2020 11:13 am
by Superbone
Indy wrote:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 7:41 am
Superbone wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 8:11 pm
specialsauce wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:29 pm
Superbone wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:00 pm
Mori Chu wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 6:21 pm
What the team didn't tell you is that those are really just Suns jockstraps that have been repurposed!
Even better!
You fanboy perverts are hoping for an Oubre game worn one!
Ohhhhh... As if that were even possible... Don’t tease me!!!

Pretty sure two of mine are Kaminsky game worn.
Cha-Ching!
Jockpot!
:lol:

Re: Suns News: Coronavirus Break

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2020 1:03 pm
by Mori Chu
I found this rare live footage of Rubio personally wiping the "masks" on his tender areas to get them ready for sale:

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Re: Suns News: Coronavirus Break

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2020 7:38 am
by Mori Chu
Suns Solar Panel podcast: "The Phoenix Suns Have a Chance to Win a Title?!"


Re: Suns News: Coronavirus Break

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2020 1:18 pm
by Superbone
It's free to dream.

Re: Suns News: Coronavirus Break

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2020 1:52 am
by Ring_Wanted
Superbone wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 8:11 pm
specialsauce wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:29 pm
Superbone wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:00 pm
Mori Chu wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 6:21 pm
What the team didn't tell you is that those are really just Suns jockstraps that have been repurposed!
Even better!
You fanboy perverts are hoping for an Oubre game worn one!
Ohhhhh... As if that were even possible... Don’t tease me!!!

Pretty sure two of mine are Kaminsky game worn.
ahhaha

At least we know those can't be Devin Booker game worn because they'd be too small since, as IG thot said, his anaconda is "14 inches and as thick as a poland spring".

Re: Suns News: Coronavirus Break

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2020 4:24 am
by jonh
Rankin with an interesting article about whether the Suns should funnel more offense through Ayton, rather than Booker (not sure if it needs to be an either/or at this point:

https://www.azcentral.com/story/sports/ ... 329384002/