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Re: F**K the Lakers

Posted: Mon May 31, 2021 8:43 am
by LVSunsFAN
In 2006 I was a breaks bartender at Wynn Las Vegas, meaning I went from bar to bar giving other bartenders their hour break. One of my stops was a service bar, tucked away from the casino floor, where the waitresses got their cocktails. The person I had to break there, Greg, was a huge Lakers fan. When Kobe hit that OT buzzer beater to make it 3-1 Lakers I came into his bar the next day to find a little water bottle on the counter sporting a Kobe jersey koozie. Greg picked up the bottle and proceeded to plunk the insides of the sleeves with his thumbs like Kobe did when he was strutting...
So when Phoenix came back and won the series I made 20 stickers of this image of me in my 2006 play-off shirt and stuck them all over his backpack while he was out having his lunch break. He took it like a champ but the kicker was that he apparently failed to remove them all. One finally fell onto the floor on the passenger side of his truck where he kept his backpack. So when his girlfriend got in she looked down, wondered what that baseball card was, and on closer inspection was faced with my smug one finger salute.

F**K the Lakers!!!

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Re: F**K the Lakers

Posted: Mon May 31, 2021 8:49 am
by Nodack
Nice!

I lived in Los Angeles during that time and my neighbor in the next apartment was a huge Lakers fan. He got real cocky at 3/1 Lakers. When the Suns pulled off the victory I made a sign “Suns Win!” And taped it to his door. I could here him walking up the stairs to his apartment and then the big “Fuck You!” he let out when he read the sign. That made me feel so warm and fuzzy on the inside.

Re: F**K the Lakers

Posted: Mon May 31, 2021 11:24 am
by Superbone
This thread has been cathartic and I love it in all languages.

Re: F**K the Lakers

Posted: Mon May 31, 2021 11:37 am
by Mori Chu
I loved that '06 team and that Lakers/Suns series. I would have posted the Raja clothesline GIF here in this thread, but I decided it might be in poor taste given the eventual fate of the clothesline recipient.

Re: F**K the Lakers

Posted: Mon May 31, 2021 11:46 am
by Superbone
Mori Chu wrote:
Mon May 31, 2021 11:37 am
I loved that '06 team and that Lakers/Suns series. I would have posted the Raja clothesline GIF here in this thread, but I decided it might be in poor taste given the eventual fate of the clothesline recipient.
Our boy is growing up! :D I remember the Frank Johnson dildo days like it was yesterday. Well, getting married and having three kids will do that to you.

Re: F**K the Lakers

Posted: Mon May 31, 2021 12:11 pm
by LVSunsFAN
Mori Chu wrote:
Mon May 31, 2021 11:37 am
I loved that '06 team and that Lakers/Suns series. I would have posted the Raja clothesline GIF here in this thread, but I decided it might be in poor taste given the eventual fate of the clothesline recipient.
For those who want to watch it again, you can do so on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfm_lVuVdOg
2006 Playoffs Lakers vs Suns - Game 1 1st Qtr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t593uCEHFq4
2006 Playoffs Lakers vs Suns - Game 1 4th Qtr
(Regrettably I couldn't find footage of the 2nd and 3rd quarter)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02xTY48WR5Q
2006 Playoffs Lakers vs Suns - Game 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBa28Dql1ZY
2006 Playoffs Lakers vs Suns - Game 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASAVQRthDHU
2006 Playoffs Lakers vs Suns - Game 4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXYldTLslGc&list=PL0531E9E2B801631C
2006 Playoffs Lakers vs Suns - Game 5 (Chopped up in 11 parts of about 10 minutes each)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENJZr6T-W7o&list=PL40CC5679F358A265
2006 Playoffs Lakers vs Suns - Game 6 (Chopped up in 15 parts of about 10 minutes each)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0Ed5IpSvhE&list=PL9C0FCC4305947304
2006 Playoffs Lakers vs Suns - Game 7 (Chopped up in 11 parts of about 10 minutes each)

Re: F**K the Lakers

Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2021 6:21 am
by Democritus

Re: F**K the Lakers

Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2021 7:41 am
by Mori Chu
LOL. All the way from Turkey, too.

Re: F**K the Lakers

Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2021 8:34 am
by Zeratul
去他妈的湖人!

Re: F**K the Lakers

Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2021 9:33 am
by bajanguy008
Zeratul wrote:
Tue Jun 01, 2021 8:34 am
去他妈的湖人!
Say what now lol... :D

Re: F**K the Lakers

Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2021 10:06 am
by Zeratul
bajanguy008 wrote:
Tue Jun 01, 2021 9:33 am
Zeratul wrote:
Tue Jun 01, 2021 8:34 am
去他妈的湖人!
Say what now lol... :D
It means F*CK THE LAKERS!

Re: F**K the Lakers

Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2021 5:42 pm
by Flagrant Fowl
레이커스 꺼져라. Lakers, get the fuck out.

레이커스 망해라. Lakers, you're fucked.

씨발 레이커스. Fucking Lakers.

이것으로 테드 토크를 마칩니다. This concludes my Ted Talk.

Re: F**K the Lakers

Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2021 6:01 pm
by bajanguy008
How you guys learn such a language amazes me (and I like languages lol)

Guess every culture thinks the same

Re: F**K the Lakers

Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2021 7:29 pm
by Cap
bajanguy008 wrote:
Tue Jun 01, 2021 6:01 pm
Guess every culture thinks the same
I don’t know about that, but we all have a way to say “Fuck.”

Re: F**K the Lakers

Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2021 9:33 pm
by Sunsfan4life
Ayton just did the same thing drummond waa doing on the bench. Good shit

Re: F**K the Lakers

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2021 1:17 pm
by bajanguy008
Cap wrote:
Tue Jun 01, 2021 7:29 pm
bajanguy008 wrote:
Tue Jun 01, 2021 6:01 pm
Guess every culture thinks the same
I don’t know about that, but we all have a way to say “Fuck.”
Oh nah lol
You left out the relevant part of my post. It was that every culture probably think the same way that the other language sounds hard to learn

Re: F**K the Lakers

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2021 11:40 pm
by LVSunsFAN



Re: F**K the Lakers

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2021 11:42 pm
by Superbone
This thread has been a classic and quite successful, I might add. They done! F 'em.

Re: F**K the Lakers

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2021 11:54 pm
by Nodack
They have been officially F’ed.

Re: F**K the Lakers

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2021 11:57 pm
by The Bobster
Ranking the Suns playoff victories over the Lakers -

1. 1989-90 - Finally breaking through [Fuck you Magic Johnson!]
2. 2020-21 - A sweet cap to the end of 10 miserable years [Fuck you LeBron James!]
4. 1992-93 - Westphal's guarantee [Fuck you Jack Nicholson!]
3. 2005-06 - Kobe quits in game 7 [Fuck you Kobe Bryant!]
4. 2006-07 - The Suns in a cakewalk [Fuck you Phil Jackson!]

Oh, and "Fuck you Lakers!"