Suns select Khaman Maluach #10 overall in 2025 NBA Draft

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Re: Suns select Khaman Maluach #10 overall in 2025 NBA Draft

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Kryptonic wrote:
Tue Jul 08, 2025 9:29 am
Sudanese Slammer
Sounds like a prison.

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Re: Suns select Khaman Maluach #10 overall in 2025 NBA Draft

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SunsRIt wrote:
Tue Jul 08, 2025 9:33 am
Kryptonic wrote:
Tue Jul 08, 2025 9:29 am
Sudanese Slammer
Sounds like a prison.
LOL, if he has lock down defense, then why not?

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Fits in with "The Dunngeon"

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Re: Suns select Khaman Maluach #10 overall in 2025 NBA Draft

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Kryptonic wrote:
Tue Jul 08, 2025 9:37 am
SunsRIt wrote:
Tue Jul 08, 2025 9:33 am
Kryptonic wrote:
Tue Jul 08, 2025 9:29 am
Sudanese Slammer
Sounds like a prison.
LOL, if he has lock down defense, then why not?
I can already hear Kevin Harlan: “He’s just been locked in the Sudanese Slammer!”

Or if he makes a spectacular play: “That ain’t common!”
"I'm a Deandre Ayton guy."--Al McCoy, September 21, 2022.

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Re: Suns select Khaman Maluach #10 overall in 2025 NBA Draft

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Read all of these in Kevin Harlan voice:

"Maluach with the Malu-BLOCK!"

"Khaman, already!!!"

"Khaman, people now, SMILE ON YOUR BROTHER!!!"

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Re: Suns select Khaman Maluach #10 overall in 2025 NBA Draft

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JeremyG wrote:
Tue Jul 08, 2025 11:50 am
Kryptonic wrote:
Tue Jul 08, 2025 9:37 am
SunsRIt wrote:
Tue Jul 08, 2025 9:33 am
Kryptonic wrote:
Tue Jul 08, 2025 9:29 am
Sudanese Slammer
Sounds like a prison.
LOL, if he has lock down defense, then why not?
I can already hear Kevin Harlan: “He’s just been locked in the Sudanese Slammer!”

Or if he makes a spectacular play: “That ain’t common!”
And his color commentator can follow up that last one with, "Ah, but it is."
Synchronicity and all that jazz, man.

"Cool is getting us blown out!"
-Shaheen Holloway

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Kevin Harlan after a monster block, NOT ON MY MAL-OO-WATCH!
Synchronicity and all that jazz, man.

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LOL, I think we both wrote "Kevin Hart" when we meant "Kevin Harlan."

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Mori Chu wrote:
Tue Jul 08, 2025 12:42 pm
LOL, I think we both wrote "Kevin Hart" when we meant "Kevin Harlan."
Heh. I followed your lead. :P
Synchronicity and all that jazz, man.

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