Sounds like a prison.
Suns select Khaman Maluach #10 overall in 2025 NBA Draft
Re: Suns select Khaman Maluach #10 overall in 2025 NBA Draft
Fits in with "The Dunngeon"
Re: Suns select Khaman Maluach #10 overall in 2025 NBA Draft
I can already hear Kevin Harlan: “He’s just been locked in the Sudanese Slammer!”
Or if he makes a spectacular play: “That ain’t common!”
"I'm a Deandre Ayton guy."--Al McCoy, September 21, 2022.
Re: Suns select Khaman Maluach #10 overall in 2025 NBA Draft
Read all of these in Kevin Harlan voice:
"Maluach with the Malu-BLOCK!"
"Khaman, already!!!"
"Khaman, people now, SMILE ON YOUR BROTHER!!!"
"Maluach with the Malu-BLOCK!"
"Khaman, already!!!"
"Khaman, people now, SMILE ON YOUR BROTHER!!!"
Re: Suns select Khaman Maluach #10 overall in 2025 NBA Draft
And his color commentator can follow up that last one with, "Ah, but it is."
Synchronicity and all that jazz, man.
"Cool is getting us blown out!"
-Shaheen Holloway
"Cool is getting us blown out!"
-Shaheen Holloway
Re: Suns select Khaman Maluach #10 overall in 2025 NBA Draft
Kevin Harlan after a monster block, NOT ON MY MAL-OO-WATCH!
Synchronicity and all that jazz, man.
"Cool is getting us blown out!"
-Shaheen Holloway
"Cool is getting us blown out!"
-Shaheen Holloway
Re: Suns select Khaman Maluach #10 overall in 2025 NBA Draft
LOL, I think we both wrote "Kevin Hart" when we meant "Kevin Harlan."
Re: Suns select Khaman Maluach #10 overall in 2025 NBA Draft
Heh. I followed your lead.

Synchronicity and all that jazz, man.
"Cool is getting us blown out!"
-Shaheen Holloway
"Cool is getting us blown out!"
-Shaheen Holloway