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Superbone wrote:Kokoskov is my top guy for now but I am sick and tired of these coaching candidates pulling out. I didn't even know that was a thing. (Keep your minds out of the gutter.) I don't recall hearing about coaches pulling their names out of contention during coaching searches. What in the F is going on?

virtual9mm wrote:

UglyTruth wrote:https://twitter.com/esidery/status/988519060055851009 Makes sense why their going after him.

Ugh. Barf.

In2ition wrote:I'm hoping for Kokoskov.

Superbone wrote:

In2ition wrote:It's not doom and gloom yet. I didn't have Fizdale in my top 3 or 4 anyway. I still think if the lottery finally falls in the Suns favor that things could turn around quickly.

I had Fizdale near the top but slowed my roll after the second hand hooker anecdote.

O_Gardino wrote:

Superbone wrote:Kokoskov is my top guy for now but I am sick and tired of these coaching candidates pulling out. I didn't even know that was a thing. (Keep your minds out of the gutter.) I don't recall hearing about coaches pulling their names out of contention during coaching searches. What in the F is going on?

I think it's partly that we are bad at managing our media presence. We may be hearing about things that are somewhat normal, but it's not in the media with other teams in here.

Robert Sarver has been speaking to Ryan McDonough this week regarding the coaching search. According to sources, Sarver is upset that Ryan has not maximized the opportunities to bring in former Suns players to take over. He feels the We are P-H-X movement will be stronger than ever next year and he wants the ship to be piloted by a former Sun who can bring the fan base back together.

"Luc Longely" was one of the most beloved Suns centers and arguably one of the most important centers and human beings in league history. As a former Shrimp Gardner focusing his talents on handling his shrimp Longely developed a red plague that he spread across the league in a devastating fashion. A protege of former as Suns coach Frank Johnson - Longely was known as "the red sun" by fellow teammates. Al McCoy once called him "Big Red" after seeing him in the showers by accident during a crafting convention put together by the last Suns Head Coach Earl Watson.

"It was great. Big Red was there! I saw more than I expected" said McCoy. Sarver thinks Longely could be the guy to transform the Suns and get them back into the playoffs. Other coaches are being considered including Jason Kidd who is insisting the Suns throw french fries at their wives in order for him to make the move. Kidd says he and Longely could stand together to pilot the Suns to another 10 years of missing the playoffs and harboring the basketball ownership apocalypse that Sarver has been developing for over 10 years. Sarver said he hopes the Suns can again be eliminated in the first round. "The penis is mightier than the sword and I just am hoping we can grasp the penis by the pen" said Sarver from his mason jar candle factory located in downtown Phoenix "I love when I see myself in the mirror and then I lick the head of a rat - it helps me regenerate the cells of my inhumane monster body" noted Sarver.

Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert and Sarver have discussed joining forces to form a giant dildo factory in downtown Phoenix where the current Suns arena is. The Suns will play at the factory and help produce dildos and sex toys during off hours. "I think the fellas will like it !" said Sarver from his lair deep within the bowels of Metrocenter, his beloved home "this place feels like how I want the Suns to be - prosperous"

With any luck, an amazing coach Longely, Kidd or one of histories most impressive coaching candidates Vincent "Vinnie" Del Negro will coach the team. Someone like Del Negro would open a floodgate of free agent talents due to his undeniable reputation as a guy players absolutely love. Sarver things the We are P-H-X movement will collide with a coach. like Del Negro and open a portal into another dimension that destroys all mankind.

djy2j wrote:

Superbone wrote:

In2ition wrote:It's not doom and gloom yet. I didn't have Fizdale in my top 3 or 4 anyway. I still think if the lottery finally falls in the Suns favor that things could turn around quickly.

I had Fizdale near the top but slowed my roll after the second hand hooker anecdote.

Sorry. I had heard those stories and then they popped back in my head when i heard his name was brought up; so I reached out and reconfirmed with my buddy that it was indeed Fizdale before I shared. It was one of those things where I felt it was a disservice not to at least mention on here.

Shabazz wrote:I'm not seeing or hearing this Fizdale news anywhere else. Can someone provide a link? Was it just on Gambo's radio show?

Al McCoy once called him "Big Red" after seeing him in the showers by accident during a crafting convention put together by the last Suns Head Coach Earl Watson. "It was great. Big Red was there! I saw more than I expected" said McCoy.

Kidd Karma wrote:This is the part where Kidd blew the socks off Billy King.... in his interview for the Brooklyn job, a few weeks after his retirement, King probably went through the identical list of generic questions.....veteran coaches of the interview circuit, knows not to divulge too many ideas, just go through general terms, the common thinking is teams collect info for their scouting bank. Kidd being the rookie interviewee, shared details on every player, his scouting report, he got up on the whiteboard and drew out plays and schemes to fit the personnel they had at the time of the interview. Kidd I would bet has gone all in again with this interview....these guys just can't be fooled by it. We know his IQ is off the charts and he will blow a rookie GM away....but at the end of the day, will he get along with.....Sarver, McDonough and James Jones.......

As for identity, I don't think you want to pigeon hole yourself, there's a handful of young kids that have their strong points and weak points. Josh Jackson, Devin Booker and draft pick I would imagine will be the "Big 3" going forward. You need to draft the best available players at your pick, not say, okay, I said we'd be a run and gun team, so I will draft only shooters, even though the other player is a lot better. You have to be open to be able to manipulate your scheme to better suit the personnel you got, can get.