2018 Suns Offseason News

[LazarusLong]

You guys carping about the loss of a lowly strength coach?

[Gladiator]

John Salmons to be his successor?

[Indy]

He saw the writing on the wall with a new coach, and decided to cut bait.

I landed in Amsterdam yesterday, and am still adjusting, so I am so disappointed I can't contribute meaningfully.

[Charlie Smithy!]

Aquariums.

[jonh]

Aquariums.

Pretty crappie response.

[azsportsfan]

People logging on and seeing an Offseason News thread with 30 posts, and then finding out it is about the strength coach. SMH!

C'mon guys, we have bigger fish to fry.

[O_Gardino]

They can skip the thread. We'll fillet them in on the details.

[Maldonado]

Shame I thought it was a reel catch when we hired him.

[The Bobster]

Well, I hope Fish sticks in his new position, whatever it might be.

[TOO]

I heard Aaron Gorton was looking for a new trainer...

[Mori Chu]

These are great, fellas. My wife asked me why I was chuckling at my laptop. Told her, "I'm laughing at a bunch of fish puns on my basketball web site." She gave me a puzzled look. "Don't you and your basketball friends ever talk about basketball?"

[jonh]

These are great, fellas. My wife asked me why I was chuckling at my laptop. Told her, "I'm laughing at a bunch of fish puns on my basketball web site." She gave me a puzzled look. "Don't you and your basketball friends ever talk about basketball?"

In all seriousness, you should tell her that if you are going to follow this trainwreck of a team, you have to be able to let loose every once in a while just for the halibut.

[O_Gardino]

Aquariums.

Absolutely my favorite joke in this thread.

[Superbone]

Aquariums.

Absolutely my favorite joke in this thread.

You’ll have to explain it to me. I don’t get it.

[O_Gardino]

Aquariums.

Absolutely my favorite joke in this thread.

You’ll have to explain it to me. I don’t get it.

It's just ... on topic but not actually a joke. Dry humor.. Wait, is that a pun?

[Superbone]

Aquariums.

Absolutely my favorite joke in this thread.

You’ll have to explain it to me. I don’t get it.

It's just ... on topic but not actually a joke. Dry humor.. Wait, is that a pun?

Ah... Kind of like a fish out of water.

[TOO]

Aquariums.

Absolutely my favorite joke in this thread.

You’ll have to explain it to me. I don’t get it.

Yes, explain, no need to be koi.

[jonh]

This is a long-winded way to repeat what we already knew about the coaching search. Ultimately, McDs job is on the line from here on out.

https://www.brightsideofthesun.com/2018 ... ing-search

[virtual9mm]

This is a long-winded way to repeat what we already knew about the coaching search. Ultimately, McDs job is on the line from here on out.

https://www.brightsideofthesun.com/2018 ... ing-search

Smells fishy to me.

[jonh]

This is advocating for Kokoskov as the next head coach:

https://valleyofthesuns.com/2018/05/01/ ... ead-coach/

Something I am really struggling to understand--haven't we been complaining for years about hiring assistants to be head coaches?? Why are we ok with this hire, rather than making a push for someone that has already coached in the NBA, like David Blatt?