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I had to look up what a tenrec is. I'm surprised it hasn't come up on Jeopardy.
Synchronicity and all that jazz, man.
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Just weird now haha.
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Here’s DA with some nice looking moves against what look to be regular dudes at LA fitness. Seems to be in shape at least (minimal man-boobs).
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Just me, not impressed against scrubs…. I’d expect him flying in to swat every shot like it’s me vs, 3 year olds. Still isn’t dunking it when 2” from the rim… and against guys who are all a foot shorter. Sure, I’m happy it isn’t footage of him gaming all day… but still.Shabazz wrote: ↑Fri Jul 28, 2023 12:16 amHere’s DA with some nice looking moves against what look to be regular dudes at LA fitness. Seems to be in shape at least (minimal man-boobs).
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In fairness he milked the suns so he should reciprocate…Charlie Smithy! wrote: ↑Fri Jul 28, 2023 6:03 amCould we potentially milk his nipples?
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The first shot was literally him driving to the rim and dunking it over them.Kryptonic wrote: ↑Fri Jul 28, 2023 5:52 amJust me, not impressed against scrubs…. I’d expect him flying in to swat every shot like it’s me vs, 3 year olds. Still isn’t dunking it when 2” from the rim… and against guys who are all a foot shorter. Sure, I’m happy it isn’t footage of him gaming all day… but still.Shabazz wrote: ↑Fri Jul 28, 2023 12:16 amHere’s DA with some nice looking moves against what look to be regular dudes at LA fitness. Seems to be in shape at least (minimal man-boobs).
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It was at a basketball development program in the Bahamas. He was their guest for the day--he wasn't going to be blocking the students' shots.

What happened to: "He can't dribble"?
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Never said he can’t dribble…. And you obviously glazed over the reverse he could have dunked. It was meant in jest but these things are triggers for you and I’m sorry.
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Lol what took so long to come to aytons defense…. Missed the “DA” signal in the sky?JeremyG wrote: ↑Fri Jul 28, 2023 10:32 amThe first shot was literally him driving to the rim and dunking it over them.Kryptonic wrote: ↑Fri Jul 28, 2023 5:52 amJust me, not impressed against scrubs…. I’d expect him flying in to swat every shot like it’s me vs, 3 year olds. Still isn’t dunking it when 2” from the rim… and against guys who are all a foot shorter. Sure, I’m happy it isn’t footage of him gaming all day… but still.Shabazz wrote: ↑Fri Jul 28, 2023 12:16 amHere’s DA with some nice looking moves against what look to be regular dudes at LA fitness. Seems to be in shape at least (minimal man-boobs).
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvNMS3cI ... BiNWFlZA==
It was at a basketball development program in the Bahamas. He was their guest for the day--he wasn't going to be blocking the students' shots.
What happened to: "He can't dribble"?
Never said he can’t dribble…. And you obviously glazed over the reverse he could have dunked. It was meant in jest but these things are triggers for you and I’m sorry.
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I think we could agree that DA's recreational play against randos in the Bahamas is not indicative of much of anything about his 2023-24 NBA season performance.
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It's been said about a hundred times on here.Kryptonic wrote: ↑Fri Jul 28, 2023 10:45 amNever said he can’t dribble….JeremyG wrote: ↑Fri Jul 28, 2023 10:32 amThe first shot was literally him driving to the rim and dunking it over them.Kryptonic wrote: ↑Fri Jul 28, 2023 5:52 amJust me, not impressed against scrubs…. I’d expect him flying in to swat every shot like it’s me vs, 3 year olds. Still isn’t dunking it when 2” from the rim… and against guys who are all a foot shorter. Sure, I’m happy it isn’t footage of him gaming all day… but still.Shabazz wrote: ↑Fri Jul 28, 2023 12:16 amHere’s DA with some nice looking moves against what look to be regular dudes at LA fitness. Seems to be in shape at least (minimal man-boobs).
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvNMS3cI ... BiNWFlZA==
It was at a basketball development program in the Bahamas. He was their guest for the day--he wasn't going to be blocking the students' shots.
What happened to: "He can't dribble"?
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Agreed. But he does seem to be practicing his ball handling like everyone wanted.
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Let's hope it translates.
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I'm sure DA can dribble on his own, or against random guys in a pickup game. Being able to hold onto the ball against NBA-caliber defense is what he needs to get better at. It remains to be seen whether he's working on his handles in a way that will help in that regard. I hope he is.