All Things Ayton

[Superbone]

Not really NSFW but putting a spoiler on it just in case. Has to do with DA's instagram.

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Lmao
Only someone as stupid as Deandre Diuretic Ayton would make this mistake. What a fucking idiot

He and his son's mother broke up. He's dating a porn star now. Who cares?

That's too bad. I kind of care. Gonna be tougher on the little guy.

[JeremyG]

Not really NSFW but putting a spoiler on it just in case. Has to do with DA's instagram.

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Lmao
Only someone as stupid as Deandre Diuretic Ayton would make this mistake. What a fucking idiot

He and his son's mother broke up. He's dating a porn star now. Who cares?

That's too bad. I kind of care. Gonna be tougher on the little guy.

I agree. I just meant that it's not that scandalous to post her on his IG story. Apparently he and his son's mother have been off and on with their relationship in the past. No idea if there's been cheating involved, but it's not like he's accidentally posting that he's cheating on her when they've broken up from what I've heard.

[Superbone]

Not really NSFW but putting a spoiler on it just in case. Has to do with DA's instagram.

Spoiler: show/hide

Lmao
Only someone as stupid as Deandre Diuretic Ayton would make this mistake. What a fucking idiot

He and his son's mother broke up. He's dating a porn star now. Who cares?

That's too bad. I kind of care. Gonna be tougher on the little guy.

I agree. I just meant that it's not that scandalous to post her on his IG story. Apparently he and his son's mother have been off and on with their relationship in the past. No idea if there's been cheating involved, but it's not like he's accidentally posting that he's cheating on her when they've broken up from what I've heard.

Yep, and infidelity in the NBA is quite rampant from all accounts.

[Kryptonic]

Not really NSFW but putting a spoiler on it just in case. Has to do with DA's instagram.

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Lmao
Only someone as stupid as Deandre Diuretic Ayton would make this mistake. What a fucking idiot

He and his son's mother broke up. He's dating a porn star now. Who cares?

That's too bad. I kind of care. Gonna be tougher on the little guy.

I agree. I just meant that it's not that scandalous to post her on his IG story. Apparently he and his son's mother have been off and on with their relationship in the past. No idea if there's been cheating involved, but it's not like he's accidentally posting that he's cheating on her when they've broken up from what I've heard.

You truly are his biggest fan…. Or stalker.

[specialsauce]

Lmao
Only someone as stupid as Deandre Diuretic Ayton would make this mistake. What a fucking idiot

He and his son's mother broke up. He's dating a porn star now. Who cares?

That's too bad. I kind of care. Gonna be tougher on the little guy.

I agree. I just meant that it's not that scandalous to post her on his IG story. Apparently he and his son's mother have been off and on with their relationship in the past. No idea if there's been cheating involved, but it's not like he's accidentally posting that he's cheating on her when they've broken up from what I've heard.

You truly are his biggest fan…. Or stalker.

Uh this stupid ass clearly didn’t mean to post those. Then he panicked and deleted them and posted a pic kissing his mom instead.

And he took a diuretic to mask a drug that would’ve gotten him a slap on the wrist at the time, instead the fool got 25 games for the diuretic. His IQ is 2.

[SunsRIt]

He and his son's mother broke up. He's dating a porn star now. Who cares?

That's too bad. I kind of care. Gonna be tougher on the little guy.

I agree. I just meant that it's not that scandalous to post her on his IG story. Apparently he and his son's mother have been off and on with their relationship in the past. No idea if there's been cheating involved, but it's not like he's accidentally posting that he's cheating on her when they've broken up from what I've heard.

You truly are his biggest fan…. Or stalker.

Uh this stupid ass clearly didn’t mean to post those. Then he panicked and deleted them and posted a pic kissing his mom instead.

And he took a diuretic to mask a drug that would’ve gotten him a slap on the wrist at the time, instead the fool got 25 games for the diuretic. His IQ is 2.

If I remember right your judgement wasn’t the best when you were his age. Just sayin.

[JeremyG]

Lmao
Only someone as stupid as Deandre Diuretic Ayton would make this mistake. What a fucking idiot

He and his son's mother broke up. He's dating a porn star now. Who cares?

That's too bad. I kind of care. Gonna be tougher on the little guy.

I agree. I just meant that it's not that scandalous to post her on his IG story. Apparently he and his son's mother have been off and on with their relationship in the past. No idea if there's been cheating involved, but it's not like he's accidentally posting that he's cheating on her when they've broken up from what I've heard.

You truly are his biggest fan…. Or stalker.

Haha nah, I'm just saying what I've heard from Suns Twitter...the ones who really do stalk out all of these things.

[specialsauce]

That's too bad. I kind of care. Gonna be tougher on the little guy.

I agree. I just meant that it's not that scandalous to post her on his IG story. Apparently he and his son's mother have been off and on with their relationship in the past. No idea if there's been cheating involved, but it's not like he's accidentally posting that he's cheating on her when they've broken up from what I've heard.

You truly are his biggest fan…. Or stalker.

Uh this stupid ass clearly didn’t mean to post those. Then he panicked and deleted them and posted a pic kissing his mom instead.

And he took a diuretic to mask a drug that would’ve gotten him a slap on the wrist at the time, instead the fool got 25 games for the diuretic. His IQ is 2.

If I remember right your judgement wasn’t the best when you were his age. Just sayin.

When I was 25?

Lol. You don’t even know me my man. Cute comment though jumping in to make it personal. You’re adorable

[SunsRIt]

I agree. I just meant that it's not that scandalous to post her on his IG story. Apparently he and his son's mother have been off and on with their relationship in the past. No idea if there's been cheating involved, but it's not like he's accidentally posting that he's cheating on her when they've broken up from what I've heard.

You truly are his biggest fan…. Or stalker.

Uh this stupid ass clearly didn’t mean to post those. Then he panicked and deleted them and posted a pic kissing his mom instead.

And he took a diuretic to mask a drug that would’ve gotten him a slap on the wrist at the time, instead the fool got 25 games for the diuretic. His IQ is 2.

If I remember right your judgement wasn’t the best when you were his age. Just sayin.

When I was 25?

Lol. You don’t even know me my man. Cute comment though jumping in to make it personal. You’re adorable

I’ve been on here with you for 15-20 years my man. I remember the attitude you used to have. You’re weren’t so adorable. I’m referring to the Saucy days. Remember those?

Im just saying none of us had the best judgement at that age, but way to take it personally.

[specialsauce]

You took it away from him and brought me into it. You took a personal shot.

Attitudes got nothing to do with what he’s doing. everything he does on and off the court is lazy. He doesn’t think or he doesn’t have the ability to think.

He just flat out missed a mandatory COVID test in the bubble when there was literally nothing else to do. He didn’t stop to think for two seconds that getting busted for a diuretic is way worse than weed. He accidentally posted a picture of some girl he clearly didn’t want to publicly display and then freaked out, deleted it and posted a picture of his momma.

This ain’t attitude. This is cognitive delay from either just being flat out stupid or being way too high for his own good.

[Mori Chu]

I resent this implication that specialsauce has changed a lot since the old days. Far from it. He was an asshole then, and he's an asshole now! (Love ya sauce.)

[specialsauce]

I resent this implication that specialsauce has changed a lot since the old days. Far from it. He was an asshole then, and he's an asshole now! (Love ya sauce.)

Til the day I die

[TOO]

I resent this implication that specialsauce has changed a lot since the old days. Far from it. He was an asshole then, and he's an asshole now! (Love ya sauce.)

Til the day I die

They say you are what you eat. *shrugs*

[Superbone]

I resent this implication that specialsauce has changed a lot since the old days. Far from it. He was an asshole then, and he's an asshole now! (Love ya sauce.)

Til the day I die

They say you are what you eat. *shrugs*

Yikes!

[Flagrant Fowl]

I have a potato quality bootleg stream link to these FIBA games if anyone is willing to risk it all to watch Ayton today. Post in here and I'll send out a mass PM right before it starts.

[Superbone]

I have a potato quality bootleg stream link to these FIBA games if anyone is willing to risk it all to watch Ayton today. Post in here and I'll send out a mass PM right before it starts.

I'll give it a shot.

[TOO]

I resent this implication that specialsauce has changed a lot since the old days. Far from it. He was an asshole then, and he's an asshole now! (Love ya sauce.)

Til the day I die

They say you are what you eat. *shrugs*

Yikes!

Get with the times gramps.

[Flagrant Fowl]

The stream I'm watching lacks commentary and it's difficult to make out the players unless trying to focus on their jersey number. After the first quarter, Hield #7 is pretty much carrying the team.

Ayton has 6 points in just under 8 minutes. He sealed a defender and bobbled a pass under the rim (and probably got away with a travel) but finished with a strong dunk. He also received a pass at midcourt and took a good 5-6 dribbles to about 12-feet and hit a jumper. Not sure why the Cuban defender kept back peddling. He's looked very pedestrian on the defensive side. One time he waived his hand up in the restricted area when a Cuban player shot a 3.

[Flagrant Fowl]

Defense:
Ayton was a bit more active on the glass in the second quarter. Actually took a step or two to gather the ball this time.

Still doing the half-hearted contests on Cuban jump shots, leaving them wide open. I guess it's working because the Cubans can't really shoot.

He's not providing much rim protection. The Cubans aren't afraid to attack the rim with him under it.

Offense:
He caught a pass at about 18-feet out and put up a successful pump fake and dribble-drove for a one handed slam. Looked pretty good from him, but terrible defense by the Cuban guy.

He tried a behind the back dribble that nearly resulted in a turnover.

Nice cross-court pass out of the post to Gordon on the opposite wing for a 3-pointer.

Good wing PnR action with Hield (I think) that resulted in his favorite 7-foot hook shot.

Cuba was putting on a full-court trap that was broken and resulted in Ayton wide open under the rim. I bet you can guess what happened next... He unnecessarily pump faked allowing the defender to recover, air-balled a soft layup but rebounded the ball (FIBA? IDK) and put in a layup for an and-one. Then he did the thing where he looked at his hands like WTF was that. Classic Ayton.

[Superbone]

I resent this implication that specialsauce has changed a lot since the old days. Far from it. He was an asshole then, and he's an asshole now! (Love ya sauce.)

Til the day I die

They say you are what you eat. *shrugs*

Yikes!

Get with the times gramps.

Why you, I oughta...!