There’s gonna be some spicy takes here but here we go:
Atlanta Hawks - 81.5 -
Under
Boston Celtics - 81.5 -
Under
Brooklyn Nets - 81.5 -
Under
Charlotte Hornets - 81.5 -
Under
Chicago Bulls - 81.5 -
Under
Cleveland Cavaliers - 81.5 -
Under
Dallas Mavericks - 81.5 Luka being fat-
Over
Denver Nuggets - 23.5 Golden Corral Trips for Jokic-
Over
Detroit Pistons - 1.5 Monty Daughter marriages-
…over?
Golden State Warriors - 50.8 espns/tnt dick rides -
OVER
Houston Rockets - 3.5 team arrests -
Under
Indiana Pacers - 38.5 I’ll be sad that we didn’t draft Haliburton-
Over 
Los Angeles Clippers - 46.5 -
Push they will win that exact amount of games
Los Angeles Lakers - 1025 blowjobs for Austin Reeves from Laker fans -
OVER
Memphis Grizzlies - 13. 5 Ja’s “Toy” Guns shown on IG live -
Under
Miami Heat - 45.5 Cultures-
Over
Milwaukee Bucks - 12.5 Giannis’s family members will make the the roster-
Over
Minnesota Timberwolves - 44.5 KAT trades this website makes-
Over
New Orleans Pelicans - 44.5 lbs of Gumbo Zion eats - OVER
New York Knicks - 44.5 times Knicks fans will be embarrassing -
OVER
Oklahoma City Thunder - .5 times I’ve watch the movie Thunderstruck -
Under
Orlando Magic - 36.5 Jonathan Isaac games played - Under
Philadelphia Phillies - 3.5 NLCS wins-
UNDER!!! Rip bozos
Phoenix Suns - 3.5 times my wife has cheated on me with the Gorilla - hey why the fuck is this question here???
…over
Portland Trail Blazers - 3,000 Aytons Post -
Yes
Sacramento Kings - 44.5 light beams -
Under
San Antonio Spurs - 29.5 we remember the Alamo-
Over
Toronto Raptors - 50.5 I’ll dream about Dick on the Suns -
Over
Utah Jazz - 100% Karl Malone being a horrible human-
Yep
Washington Wizards - 24.5 Gandalf’s “you shall not pass” shouts-
Way Over