The Democrats
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Jumbo jumbo bs.
In four years, you don’t have to vote again. We’ll have it fixed so good, you’re not gonna have to vote.
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Absolutely, without a doubt. There was nothing ridiculous in that tweet.
"There are 3 rules I live by: never get less than 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy with the same first name as a city & never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Everything else is cream cheese."
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I'm just going to move on from this one. I don't agree with you.
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DOJ expected to announce indictment of Texas Democratic Rep. Henry Cuellar, sources say
Federal authorities searched the congressman's home in Laredo in 2022 as part of an investigation into the country of Azerbaijan and a group of U.S. businessmen.
May 3, 2024, 7:56 AM MST / Updated May 3, 2024, 8:01 AM MST
By Ryan Nobles, Rebecca Kaplan and Ken Dilanian
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congre ... rcna150567
Federal authorities searched the congressman's home in Laredo in 2022 as part of an investigation into the country of Azerbaijan and a group of U.S. businessmen.
May 3, 2024, 7:56 AM MST / Updated May 3, 2024, 8:01 AM MST
By Ryan Nobles, Rebecca Kaplan and Ken Dilanian
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congre ... rcna150567
WASHINGTON — The Justice Department is expected to announce the indictment of longtime Rep. Henry Cuellar, D-Texas, on Friday, two sources familiar with the matter told NBC News.
Cuellar’s home and campaign office in Laredo, Texas, were raided in January 2022 as part of a federal investigation into Azerbaijan and a group of U.S. businessmen who have ties to the country, law enforcement said at the time. His office had pledged to cooperate with the investigation. In April, Cuellar's lawyer, Joshua Berman, told some news outlets that federal authorities informed him he was not the target of the investigation.
"There are 3 rules I live by: never get less than 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy with the same first name as a city & never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Everything else is cream cheese."
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How many soft racism by low expectations quotes can we hear from the Dem politicians? They can't get IDs, and now they don't even know what the word 'computer' is?
"There are 3 rules I live by: never get less than 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy with the same first name as a city & never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Everything else is cream cheese."
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Interesting.
"There are 3 rules I live by: never get less than 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy with the same first name as a city & never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Everything else is cream cheese."
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Got caught by his own law. Oops!
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"Damn, I should have thought of that." - probably Kevin Parker
"There are 3 rules I live by: never get less than 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy with the same first name as a city & never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Everything else is cream cheese."
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Ideology or Safety? This doesn't seem like a winning stance.
"There are 3 rules I live by: never get less than 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy with the same first name as a city & never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Everything else is cream cheese."
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This is funny.
"There are 3 rules I live by: never get less than 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy with the same first name as a city & never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Everything else is cream cheese."
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Sometimes the Babylon Bee is funny, but I think if you're conservative / MAGA you lose perspective on when it isn't. "Satan asks Democrats to tone down all the evil" is not funny unless you hate Democrats, unless you're MAGA. It isn't clever, it isn't insightful, it's just hateful toward Democrats. You might laugh at that, if you hate Democrats.
Examples of Babylon Bee headlines that are funny, or closer to being funny, are ones like:
"Public School Valedictorian Wows Fellow Students During Graduation Speech By Reciting Entire Alphabet"
"DOJ Authorizes Postal Workers To Use Deadly Force On Trump When Delivering His Mail"
"Iranian President Asks Manager Of Paradise Where All The Virgins Are And If It'd Be Possible To Turn The Heat Down A Tad"
The above are more clever or more insightful in their observations. "Even SATAN thinks the Dems are too evil!" is not actually funny or clever.
Examples of Babylon Bee headlines that are funny, or closer to being funny, are ones like:
"Public School Valedictorian Wows Fellow Students During Graduation Speech By Reciting Entire Alphabet"
"DOJ Authorizes Postal Workers To Use Deadly Force On Trump When Delivering His Mail"
"Iranian President Asks Manager Of Paradise Where All The Virgins Are And If It'd Be Possible To Turn The Heat Down A Tad"
The above are more clever or more insightful in their observations. "Even SATAN thinks the Dems are too evil!" is not actually funny or clever.
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The funny thing with this one was, something like this seemed to happen when viles of blood were sent to the RNC yesterday and it was evacuated as Hasmat teams came in.Mori Chu wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2024 10:18 amSometimes the Babylon Bee is funny, but I think if you're conservative / MAGA you lose perspective on when it isn't. "Satan asks Democrats to tone down all the evil" is not funny unless you hate Democrats, unless you're MAGA. It isn't clever, it isn't insightful, it's just hateful toward Democrats. You might laugh at that, if you hate Democrats.
Examples of Babylon Bee headlines that are funny, or closer to being funny, are ones like:
"Public School Valedictorian Wows Fellow Students During Graduation Speech By Reciting Entire Alphabet"
"DOJ Authorizes Postal Workers To Use Deadly Force On Trump When Delivering His Mail"
"Iranian President Asks Manager Of Paradise Where All The Virgins Are And If It'd Be Possible To Turn The Heat Down A Tad"
The above are more clever or more insightful in their observations. "Even SATAN thinks the Dems are too evil!" is not actually funny or clever.
I get that you don't think the Devil one is funny when the humor is directed at your team that you fully invested in, but it's hilarious. Sorry you can't enjoy it and look at it introspectively.
"There are 3 rules I live by: never get less than 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy with the same first name as a city & never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Everything else is cream cheese."
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You're certainly entitled to your own sense of humor; agree to disagree.
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This probably won't be funny to you either.
"There are 3 rules I live by: never get less than 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy with the same first name as a city & never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Everything else is cream cheese."
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^ No, that's funny. Desi Lydic is really good, and those examples of Kamala are very cringe and deserve to be mocked.
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This stuff is hilarious at this point. Where is the outage by the Dems over this?
"There are 3 rules I live by: never get less than 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy with the same first name as a city & never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Everything else is cream cheese."
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This doesn't look good for Buttigieg, Biden, or the whole administration. They seem to have blown billions of dollars on an environmental bill for electric charging stations that led to almost nothing being built.
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Probably someone’s brother in law.
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This isn't a point to incriminate Susie Lee, but to give those that buy stocks based on Congressional buying to take advantage of a possible upswing and make money too.
"There are 3 rules I live by: never get less than 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy with the same first name as a city & never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Everything else is cream cheese."