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Re: All Things Ayton

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 7:58 pm
by Cap
TOO wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2023 6:04 pm
Nipples are anything but a minor detour.
Get yourself a tenrec. They have 36 nipples, you’ll have so much fun!

Re: All Things Ayton

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 10:01 pm
by TOO
Cap wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2023 7:58 pm
TOO wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2023 6:04 pm
Nipples are anything but a minor detour.
Get yourself a tenrec. They have 36 nipples, you’ll have so much fun!
Sold.

Re: All Things Ayton

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 10:23 pm
by Superbone
Cap wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2023 7:58 pm
TOO wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2023 6:04 pm
Nipples are anything but a minor detour.
Get yourself a tenrec. They have 36 nipples, you’ll have so much fun!
I had to look up what a tenrec is. I'm surprised it hasn't come up on Jeopardy.

Re: All Things Ayton

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 10:48 pm
by specialsauce
Aytons overpaid

Re: All Things Ayton

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 11:54 pm
by TOO
specialsauce wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2023 10:48 pm
Aytons overpaid
What's his price per nipple?

Re: All Things Ayton

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 12:10 am
by virtual9mm
Just weird now haha.

Re: All Things Ayton

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 12:16 am
by Shabazz
Here’s DA with some nice looking moves against what look to be regular dudes at LA fitness. Seems to be in shape at least (minimal man-boobs).

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvNMS3cI ... BiNWFlZA==

Re: All Things Ayton

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 5:52 am
by Kryptonic
Shabazz wrote:
Fri Jul 28, 2023 12:16 am
Here’s DA with some nice looking moves against what look to be regular dudes at LA fitness. Seems to be in shape at least (minimal man-boobs).

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvNMS3cI ... BiNWFlZA==
Just me, not impressed against scrubs…. I’d expect him flying in to swat every shot like it’s me vs, 3 year olds. Still isn’t dunking it when 2” from the rim… and against guys who are all a foot shorter. Sure, I’m happy it isn’t footage of him gaming all day… but still.

Re: All Things Ayton

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 5:54 am
by Kryptonic
TOO wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2023 11:54 pm
specialsauce wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2023 10:48 pm
Aytons overpaid
What's his price per nipple?
It was a 3 nipple deal with a team option for the third nipple.

Re: All Things Ayton

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 6:03 am
by Charlie Smithy!
TOO wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2023 11:54 pm
specialsauce wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2023 10:48 pm
Aytons overpaid
What's his price per nipple?
Could we potentially milk his nipples?

Re: All Things Ayton

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 8:11 am
by Kryptonic
Charlie Smithy! wrote:
Fri Jul 28, 2023 6:03 am
TOO wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2023 11:54 pm
specialsauce wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2023 10:48 pm
Aytons overpaid
What's his price per nipple?
Could we potentially milk his nipples?
In fairness he milked the suns so he should reciprocate… 😆

Re: All Things Ayton

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 10:25 am
by Mori Chu
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Re: All Things Ayton

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 10:32 am
by JeremyG
Kryptonic wrote:
Fri Jul 28, 2023 5:52 am
Shabazz wrote:
Fri Jul 28, 2023 12:16 am
Here’s DA with some nice looking moves against what look to be regular dudes at LA fitness. Seems to be in shape at least (minimal man-boobs).

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvNMS3cI ... BiNWFlZA==
Just me, not impressed against scrubs…. I’d expect him flying in to swat every shot like it’s me vs, 3 year olds. Still isn’t dunking it when 2” from the rim… and against guys who are all a foot shorter. Sure, I’m happy it isn’t footage of him gaming all day… but still.
The first shot was literally him driving to the rim and dunking it over them.

It was at a basketball development program in the Bahamas. He was their guest for the day--he wasn't going to be blocking the students' shots. :roll:

What happened to: "He can't dribble"?

Re: All Things Ayton

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 10:45 am
by Kryptonic
JeremyG wrote:
Fri Jul 28, 2023 10:32 am
Kryptonic wrote:
Fri Jul 28, 2023 5:52 am
Shabazz wrote:
Fri Jul 28, 2023 12:16 am
Here’s DA with some nice looking moves against what look to be regular dudes at LA fitness. Seems to be in shape at least (minimal man-boobs).

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvNMS3cI ... BiNWFlZA==
Just me, not impressed against scrubs…. I’d expect him flying in to swat every shot like it’s me vs, 3 year olds. Still isn’t dunking it when 2” from the rim… and against guys who are all a foot shorter. Sure, I’m happy it isn’t footage of him gaming all day… but still.
The first shot was literally him driving to the rim and dunking it over them.

It was at a basketball development program in the Bahamas. He was their guest for the day--he wasn't going to be blocking the students' shots. :roll:

What happened to: "He can't dribble"?
Lol what took so long to come to aytons defense…. Missed the “DA” signal in the sky?

Never said he can’t dribble…. And you obviously glazed over the reverse he could have dunked. It was meant in jest but these things are triggers for you and I’m sorry. 😂

Re: All Things Ayton

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 11:01 am
by Mori Chu
I think we could agree that DA's recreational play against randos in the Bahamas is not indicative of much of anything about his 2023-24 NBA season performance.

Re: All Things Ayton

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 12:42 pm
by JeremyG
Kryptonic wrote:
Fri Jul 28, 2023 10:45 am
JeremyG wrote:
Fri Jul 28, 2023 10:32 am
Kryptonic wrote:
Fri Jul 28, 2023 5:52 am
Shabazz wrote:
Fri Jul 28, 2023 12:16 am
Here’s DA with some nice looking moves against what look to be regular dudes at LA fitness. Seems to be in shape at least (minimal man-boobs).

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvNMS3cI ... BiNWFlZA==
Just me, not impressed against scrubs…. I’d expect him flying in to swat every shot like it’s me vs, 3 year olds. Still isn’t dunking it when 2” from the rim… and against guys who are all a foot shorter. Sure, I’m happy it isn’t footage of him gaming all day… but still.
The first shot was literally him driving to the rim and dunking it over them.

It was at a basketball development program in the Bahamas. He was their guest for the day--he wasn't going to be blocking the students' shots. :roll:

What happened to: "He can't dribble"?
Never said he can’t dribble….
It's been said about a hundred times on here.

Re: All Things Ayton

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 12:43 pm
by JeremyG
Mori Chu wrote:
Fri Jul 28, 2023 11:01 am
I think we could agree that DA's recreational play against randos in the Bahamas is not indicative of much of anything about his 2023-24 NBA season performance.
Agreed. But he does seem to be practicing his ball handling like everyone wanted.

Re: All Things Ayton

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 12:59 pm
by In2ition
JeremyG wrote:
Fri Jul 28, 2023 12:43 pm
Mori Chu wrote:
Fri Jul 28, 2023 11:01 am
I think we could agree that DA's recreational play against randos in the Bahamas is not indicative of much of anything about his 2023-24 NBA season performance.
Agreed. But he does seem to be practicing his ball handling like everyone wanted.
Let's hope it translates.

Re: All Things Ayton

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 12:59 pm
by Kryptonic
JeremyG wrote:
Fri Jul 28, 2023 12:43 pm
Mori Chu wrote:
Fri Jul 28, 2023 11:01 am
I think we could agree that DA's recreational play against randos in the Bahamas is not indicative of much of anything about his 2023-24 NBA season performance.
Agreed. But he does seem to be practicing his ball handling like everyone wanted.
Against kids…. Great job! Kudos! Worth every penny of that max contract!

Re: All Things Ayton

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 1:13 pm
by Mori Chu
I'm sure DA can dribble on his own, or against random guys in a pickup game. Being able to hold onto the ball against NBA-caliber defense is what he needs to get better at. It remains to be seen whether he's working on his handles in a way that will help in that regard. I hope he is.